I simply love him. Funny, confusing, weird..

My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying “you go girl” to myself.

I know he’s gotten a lot of buzz due to The Hangover movie - one of the funniest movies I’ve seen..but I remember him from awhile back doing stand up on Comedy Central and I thought he was crazy but really hilarious.

I like to read the Bible in really public places, like on the subway… and just mutter things to myself like “Oh, bullshit!”

His timing makes it work..

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

Hairy, fat and funny = still sexy in my book.

I want to start an all-boy Country trio, and call it The Chixie Dicks.