Posts from — January 2010

I simply love him. Funny, confusing, weird..

My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying “you go girl” to myself.

I know he’s gotten a lot of buzz due to The Hangover movie - one of the funniest movies I’ve seen..but I remember him from awhile back doing stand up on Comedy Central and I thought he was crazy but really hilarious.

I like to read the Bible in really public places, like on the subway… and just mutter things to myself like “Oh, bullshit!”

His timing makes it work..

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

Hairy, fat and funny = still sexy in my book.

I want to start an all-boy Country trio, and call it The Chixie Dicks.

I’ve been playing around with Issuu..simply because it’s free

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I’ve always had a dream of creating my own magazine..about what though I don’t know since my interests are all over the place..and I can get interested in many things at once to the point that I loose focus..so it would have to be about anything and everything…hmmmm Everything Magazine. That actually might work..

Drat. The url is taken and I should know this because I subscribed to it before - everything.com  so much for that idea..well I won’t give up though. The magazine isn’t out there so..

Most recent copy of Golf Range Magazine - Winter 2010 using Issuu.com

What the hell is this? That’s what I was saying this morning when my 73 yr old mother wanted to watch her cooking shows - (more like crack-ing shows..I think she watches more of them than actually cooks) and nothing was on the screen

At first I thought I forgot to pay the cable bill..yes I’ve had many of those times..but it was some man’s voice repeating jibberish about how Cable and some company named Scripps wouldn’t come to an agreement - basically in my mind it’s two money hungry corporate existences that take money from my pocket every minute of every second and these idiots can’t settle the agreement of who is going to steal more money from the you and me?..so instead of just figuring it out, out of spite they attack right back to the people who actually pay their bills…the consumer.

What a way to start 2010 - to be reminded that even in the simplest way your getting robbed. I already get that with my weekly insult, I mean paycheck

Well at least there is a website to show your anger - www.ilovefoodnetwork.com BUT don’t be fooled, it’s just Scripps way of getting the consumer to fight their own fight and in the end when they charge Cablevision a higher price for their channels whose going to get stuck in the end? the consumer.

You know what I am fine with not seeing Guy-I need a cough drop-Fieri, Giada-I have the biggest head on the dwarf body-DeLaurentis, RACHEL RAY (she doesn’t even need an explanation of why she is annoying) Bobby-I hate Bobby Flay-Flay, and PAULA DEAN…

You know what would be a good idea? Everyone in America gets their video camera and makes their own cooking videos and posts it online to share with the world FOR FREE..youtube, a NING setup, etc. Jesus both my parents had more cooking skills in their pinkies compared to an Alton ANNOYING Brown..

Okay one more thing on my list of to-do’s and ideas..